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+---
+title: "Gentoo Linux — Error 400 (Bad Request)"
+layout: box
+boxtitle: "Bad Request <small>(400)</small>"
+boxicon: "fa fa-bomb"
+---
+<p><strong>Your client's request could not be processed.</strong></p>
+
+<hr>
+<p><small>Maybe something <em>is</em> wrong after all, and there's more information available on our <em>Infrastructure Status</em> website:</small></p>
+<p><a class="btn btn-primary" role="button" href="http://infra-status.gentoo.org/#pk_campaign=err&pk_kwd=400">Visit Infra Status</a></p>
+\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/errors/403.html b/errors/403.html
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+---
+title: "Gentoo Linux — Error 403 (Forbidden)"
+layout: box
+boxtitle: "Forbidden <small>(403)</small></small>"
+boxicon: "fa fa-minus-circle"
+extrajs: "<script>jQuery(function($) { $('#y-r-u-reading-this').dblclick(function(){$('#box-title').html('Stop, Hammertime <small>(403)</small>'); $('#box-icon').removeClass('fa-minus-circle').addClass('fa-legal'); $(this).html('Collaborate, listen.')})});</script>"
+---
+<p id="y-r-u-reading-this"><strong>U can't touch this </strong>(oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh).</p>
+
+<hr>
+<p><small>Maybe something <em>is</em> wrong after all, and there's more information available on our <em>Infrastructure Status</em> website:</small></p>
+<p><a class="btn btn-primary" role="button" href="http://infra-status.gentoo.org/#pk_campaign=err&pk_kwd=403">Visit Infra Status</a></p>
+\ No newline at end of file
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+---
+title: "Gentoo Linux — Error 404 (Not Found)"
+layout: box
+boxtitle: "Not Found <small>(404)</small>"
+boxicon: "fa fa-question-circle"
+---
+<p><strong>We couldn't find the resource you were trying to request.</strong></p>
+
+<p>If you've followed a link <strong>on our websites</strong> that led here, please <a href="{{ site.contact }}">let us know</a> about the broken link. 
+<hr>
+<p><small>Maybe something <em>is</em> wrong after all, and there's more information available on our <em>Infrastructure Status</em> website:</small></p>
+<p><a class="btn btn-primary" role="button" href="http://infra-status.gentoo.org/#pk_campaign=err&pk_kwd=404">Visit Infra Status</a></p>
+\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/errors/410.html b/errors/410.html
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+---
+title: "Gentoo Linux — Error 410 (Gone)"
+layout: box
+boxtitle: "Gone <small>(410)</small>"
+boxicon: "fa fa-plane"
+---
+<p><strong>The resource you are trying to request does not exist anymore.</strong><br />
+Where it is now, we don't know.</p>
+
+<p>If you've followed a link <strong>on our websites</strong> that led here, please <a href="{{ site.contact }}">let us know</a> about the broken link. 
+<hr>
+<p><small>Maybe something <em>is</em> wrong after all, and there's more information available on our <em>Infrastructure Status</em> website:</small></p>
+<p><a class="btn btn-primary" role="button" href="http://infra-status.gentoo.org/#pk_campaign=err&pk_kwd=410">Visit Infra Status</a></p>
+\ No newline at end of file
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+---
+title: "Gentoo Linux — Error 500 (Internal Server Error)"
+layout: box
+boxtitle: "Internal Server Error <small>(500)</small>"
+boxicon: "fa fa-bomb"
+---
+<p><strong>Something bad happened while trying to serve your request.</strong></p>
+
+<p>Don't worry, we're likely already working on it. So, please try again later.</p>
+
+<hr>
+<p><small>Should the problem persist, there may be more information available on our <em>Infrastructure Status</em> website:</small></p>
+<p><a class="btn btn-primary" role="button" href="http://infra-status.gentoo.org/#pk_campaign=err&pk_kwd=500">Visit Infra Status</a></p>
+\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/errors/502.html b/errors/502.html
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+---
+title: "Gentoo Linux — Error 502 (Bad Gateway)"
+layout: box
+boxtitle: "Bad Gateway <small>(502)</small>"
+boxicon: "fa fa-bomb"
+---
+<p><strong>Something bad happened while trying to serve your request.</strong></p>
+
+<p>Don't worry, we're likely already working on it. So, please try again later.</p>
+<p>And yes, we'll be scolding the Gateway for being bad.</p>
+
+<hr>
+<p><small>Should the problem persist, there may be more information available on our <em>Infrastructure Status</em> website:</small></p>
+<p><a class="btn btn-primary" role="button" href="http://infra-status.gentoo.org/#pk_campaign=err&pk_kwd=502">Visit Infra Status</a></p>
+\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/errors/503.html b/errors/503.html
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+---
+title: "Gentoo Linux — Error 503 (Service Unavailable)"
+layout: box
+boxtitle: "Service Unavailable <small>(503)</small>"
+boxicon: "fa fa-frown-o"
+---
+<p><strong>We couldn't fulfill your request at this time.</strong></p>
+
+<p>If you see this, we're either performing maintenance, or the service is overloaded.</p>
+
+<p>Please start frantically hitting <kbd>F5</kbd> again (a bit) later.</p>
+
+<hr>
+<p><small>Should the problem persist, there may be more information available on our <em>Infrastructure Status</em> website:</small></p>
+<p><a class="btn btn-primary" role="button" href="http://infra-status.gentoo.org/#pk_campaign=err&pk_kwd=503">Visit Infra Status</a></p>
+\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/errors/504.html b/errors/504.html
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+---
+title: "Gentoo Linux — Error 504 (Gateway Timeout)"
+layout: box
+boxtitle: "Gateway Timeout <small>(504)</small>"
+boxicon: "fa fa-clock-o"
+---
+<p><strong>The application took too long to process your request.</strong></p>
+
+<p>Don't worry, we're likely already working on it. So, please try again later.</p>
+<p>Or, be less demanding. Computers have feelings, too, you know.</p>
+
+<hr>
+<p><small>Should the problem persist, there may be more information available on our <em>Infrastructure Status</em> website:</small></p>
+<p><a class="btn btn-primary" role="button" href="http://infra-status.gentoo.org/#pk_campaign=err&pk_kwd=504">Visit Infra Status</a></p>
+\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/errors/default-vhost.html b/errors/default-vhost.html
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+---
+title: "Gentoo Linux — Empty Page"
+layout: box
+boxtitle: "Empty Page"
+boxicon: "fa fa-file-excel-o"
+---
+<p><strong>There's no website here we could serve you. <i class="fa fa-frown-o"></i></strong></p>
+
+<h2 style="margin-top: 2em;">What could have happened?</h2>
+
+<p>You have entered the hostname directly.<br />
+  <small>To access our services, you must use the appropriate host names. See the <button type="button" class="btn btn-default" disabled="disabled"><span class="glyphicon glyphicon-globe"></span> gentoo.org Sites</button> menu in the top-right corner for proper links to our most important sites.</small>
+</p>
+<p>Your browser does not support <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Server_Name_Indication"><abbr title="Server Name Indication">SNI</abbr></a>.<br />
+  <small>If you just saw an SSL warning, this is likely the case. Older browsers like IE 8 on Windows XP don't understand SNI. You should consider upgrading your software.</small>
+</p>
+
+<hr>
+<p><small>Maybe something <em>is</em> wrong after all, and there's more information available on our <em>Infrastructure Status</em> website:</small></p>
+<p><a class="btn btn-primary" role="button" href="http://infra-status.gentoo.org/#pk_campaign=err&pk_kwd=400">Visit Infra Status</a></p>
+\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/errors/index.html b/errors/index.html
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+---
+layout: tyrian
+---
+
+<h1 class="first-header">HTTP Error Pages</h1>
+
+<p>This directory contains HTTP Error Pages for generic use:</p>
+
+<div class="list-group">
+  <a href="400.html" class="list-group-item">400</a>
+  <a href="404.html" class="list-group-item">404</a>
+  <a href="410.html" class="list-group-item">410</a>
+  <a href="500.html" class="list-group-item">500</a>
+  <a href="502.html" class="list-group-item">502</a>
+  <a href="503.html" class="list-group-item">503</a>
+  <a href="504.html" class="list-group-item">504</a>
+</div>
+\ No newline at end of file